Dj Bueno Posted 21 years ago
Jokes, Puzzles & Riddles
Those are gonna kill me!
A: State your citizenship.
B: American.(pronounced with a Spanish accent)
A: Hold on there,buddy.Say that again.
B: I sed American.
A: I'm going to give you a test.
B: No,no senor,no need for test.I tell you I'm American.
A: Yeah,sure buddy.Ok let's see..Make a sentence with the following colors: green,pink and yellow.
B: Oh senor,I tell you I'm American.But ok,let's see...I was at my bruder-in-laws house and the phone went green green, I pinked it up and sed "yellow!".
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A: Hey man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes,sir.You are a taxi.
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny,MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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A: I was born in California.
B: Which part?
A: All of me.
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Teacher: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
Student: I walk,you walk..
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
Student: I run,you run..
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B: American.(pronounced with a Spanish accent)
A: Hold on there,buddy.Say that again.
B: I sed American.
A: I'm going to give you a test.
B: No,no senor,no need for test.I tell you I'm American.
A: Yeah,sure buddy.Ok let's see..Make a sentence with the following colors: green,pink and yellow.
B: Oh senor,I tell you I'm American.But ok,let's see...I was at my bruder-in-laws house and the phone went green green, I pinked it up and sed "yellow!".
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A: Hey man! Please call me a taxi.
B: Yes,sir.You are a taxi.
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny,MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
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A: I was born in California.
B: Which part?
A: All of me.
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Teacher: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.
Student: I walk,you walk..
The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please.
Student: I run,you run..
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hhhhhhhhhhhhh funny ones!! i liked the first one especcially!!
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Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Little Johnny,MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Sry but this was the best...
Teacher: Little Johnny,MAY I go to the bathroom?
Little Johnny: But I asked first!
Sry but this was the best...
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Dj, you and YoHf remind me of the kids who say,
"First is the worst,
Second is the best,
Third is the ... chicken in the golden nest"(Not sure I have the last part right, we used to make them up).
"First is the worst,
Second is the best,
Third is the ... chicken in the golden nest"(Not sure I have the last part right, we used to make them up).
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Hee hee. Naughtiness rules too!
Oops, have to get back to my project. Saponification - blechh.
- Tearsofjoy.
Oops, have to get back to my project. Saponification - blechh.
- Tearsofjoy.
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