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Mister Micawber Posted 21 years ago
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Signs

0 In an office: 02br
00TOILET OUT OF ORDER...... PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW 02br
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00In a Laundromat: 02br
00 AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT 02br
00GOES OUT 02br
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00In a London department store: 02br
00BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS 02br
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00In an office: 02br
00 WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK 02br
00OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN 02br
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00In an office: 02br
00 AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE 02br
00DRAINING BOARD 02br
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00Outside a secondhand shop: 02br
00 WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR 02br
00WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? 02br
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00Notice in health food shop window: 02br
00CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS 02br
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00Spotted in a safari park: 02br
00ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR 02br
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00Seen during a conference: 02br
00 FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON 02br
00THE 1ST FLOOR 02br
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00Notice in a farmer's field: 02br
00 THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL 02br
00CHARGES. 02br
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00On a repair shop door: 02br
00 WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T 02br
00WORK) 02br
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0 A friend of mine was vissiting Japan and saw the following sign on a lift/elevator. 02br 02br 00WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OUR ELEVATION. THE CABLE IS TIRED DUE TO HEAVY LOADS.

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0 A friend of mine was vissiting Japan and saw the following sign on a lift/elevator. 02br
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00WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH OUR ELEVATION. THE CABLE IS TIRED DUE TO HEAVY LOADS. IT WILL BE FIXED ON 00. UNTIL THIS DATE, RESIDENTS WILL BE UNBEARABLE. 0-
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0 Mister Micawber 02br
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00 All gems, can't stop laughing superb !!!!!!!!! 0-
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0 True story. 02br
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00A couple of months ago I drove past a road sign that had 'this sign not in use' on it! 0-
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0 A sign at a small country cemetery is a little slanted and pointing down toward the ground and it says "ONE WAY." 0-
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0 Good entertainment, folks. 0-
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0In a Bucharest hotel lobby: 02br
00The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. 02br
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00In a Leipzig elevator: 02br
00Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. 02br
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00In a Belgrade hotel elevator: 02br
00To move the cabin, push button for wishing
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0 They were excellent, Benita. 0-
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0 HHAHAHA!!! 02br
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My mom keeps poking me because I laugh too loud and people here are sleeping... Ouchhh!

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