SHE’S SKANK DUDE TOO MUCH EYE MAKEUP!

SHE’S SKANK DUDE TOO MUCH EYE MAKEUP!
A Poem – Part One

I saw a skank this morning
What a big surprise
She was walking down near Central
With too much makeup on her eyes

I said, "You're too skank for Uptown"
She said to go to hell
I said "You're skank dude too much eye makeup"
And then I pushed her down a well

Well everyone applauded me
Coz they knew that she was skank
They said "Way to clean the street up dude!"
And I knew I had earned thanks

For that skank had too much makeup
To be walking around in sin
I shoulda kicked her down to Skank town Burwood
But alas, they couldn't fit her in!

She’s Skank Dude Too Much Eye Make-up!
PART TWO

I saw a skank this morning
it really wrecked my day:
I was driving down past central
and she chanced to look my way

She was wearing too much makeup
it made her look a whore
but I could see it in mascara'd eyes
she was begging me for more

I said "hey honey wanna go for a ride"
She said, "okay", and hopped in
I took her to my room back home
we indulged in all kinds of sin

we *** she sucked and all was well
til I lay back to sleep
when she slapped me, asked for fifty
said a girl gotta earn her keep

I really learnt something that day
I spose I should have guessed
skanks are really skanky
that's why we keep them way out west!