Deepa Posted 22 years ago
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Secret for a long life!!
The young woman was jogging when she saw a wizened old man smiling at her from his porch.
“You look so happy!” she said to him. “What’s your secret for a long, satisfying life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he replied. “And I drink a case of whisky every week, eat nothing but fatty foods and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”
He answered, “Thirty-two.”
“You look so happy!” she said to him. “What’s your secret for a long, satisfying life?”
“I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day,” he replied. “And I drink a case of whisky every week, eat nothing but fatty foods and never exercise.”
“That’s amazing,” the woman said. “How old are you?”
He answered, “Thirty-two.”
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