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Saturday pronunciation humor
One morning Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit."
"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. Bush. He replies, "How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President" the waitress says, "How rude..! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office for a full term yet!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
Christopher
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"And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. Bush. He replies, "How about a quickie?"
"Why, Mr. President" the waitress says, "How rude..! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office for a full term yet!"
As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."
Christopher
My e-mail address is not 'munged' in any way and is fully replyable!
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Christopher Johnson filted: [nq:1]One morning Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney ...
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Christopher Johnson filted:
[nq:1]One morning Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney ... for a full term yet!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."[/nq]
(dadoctah obstinately grabs the wrong point and begins rattling it)
Would anyone in a restaurant si
[nq:1]One morning Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney ... for a full term yet!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."[/nq]
(dadoctah obstinately grabs the wrong point and begins rattling it)
Would anyone in a restaurant si
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[nq:1]Christopher Johnson filted:[/nq]
[nq:2]One morning Cheney and George W. Bush were having ... Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."[/nq]
[nq:1](dadoctah obstinately grabs the wrong point and begins rattling it) Would anyone in a restaurant simply ask for "some fruit" without specifying what kind?[/nq]
I guess "and some fruit" here simply means an ass
[nq:2]One morning Cheney and George W. Bush were having ... Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."[/nq]
[nq:1](dadoctah obstinately grabs the wrong point and begins rattling it) Would anyone in a restaurant simply ask for "some fruit" without specifying what kind?[/nq]
I guess "and some fruit" here simply means an ass
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Christopher Johnson filted:
[nq:2]...heck, if it's a Brazilian place she might bring the ... familiar with treats those as the fruit they botanically are)....r[/nq]
[nq:1]Jalapeño peppers with oatmeal? That sounds really yucky![/nq]
The oatmeal was even blander than usual that morning...I had to do something....r
[nq:2]...heck, if it's a Brazilian place she might bring the ... familiar with treats those as the fruit they botanically are)....r[/nq]
[nq:1]Jalapeño peppers with oatmeal? That sounds really yucky![/nq]
The oatmeal was even blander than usual that morning...I had to do something....r
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[nq:1]One morning Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney ... for a full term yet!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."[/nq]
My first good laugh of the day. Thanks, Christopher.
Charles Riggs
My email address: chriggs/at/eircom/dot/net
My first good laugh of the day. Thanks, Christopher.
Charles Riggs
My email address: chriggs/at/eircom/dot/net
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[nq:2]One morning Cheney and George W. Bush were having ... Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers: "It's pronounced 'quiche'."[/nq]
[nq:1]My first good laugh of the day. Thanks, Christopher.[/nq]
The first time this was attributed to Bush on Usenet appears to have been December, 2000, in soc.culture.vietnamese.
and it was told that way (as a joke, of course) by the (London) Time
[nq:1]My first good laugh of the day. Thanks, Christopher.[/nq]
The first time this was attributed to Bush on Usenet appears to have been December, 2000, in soc.culture.vietnamese.
and it was told that way (as a joke, of course) by the (London) Time
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