Maeve27 Posted 21 years ago
Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Dennis used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.
Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane........"
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Dennis used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Moral: Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.
Top answer
Hi Maeve27, I guess Mommy enjoyed the look on Daddy's face, when little Johnny finished his story.
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Hi Maeve27,
I guess Mommy enjoyed the look on Daddy's face, when little Johnny finished his story.
I guess Mommy enjoyed the look on Daddy's face, when little Johnny finished his story.
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hi adomi 
i don't think mommy got to enjoy the look on daddy's face very much because daddy also found out tha
i don't think mommy got to enjoy the look on daddy's face very much because daddy also found out tha00
Hi Maeve,
I guess "Darling, call it even?" was Mom's comment, wasn't it?
I guess "Darling, call it even?" was Mom's comment, wasn't it?
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Had I been in mom's stead I guess that's what I'd have said(Though I'd have started by not fooling around with uncle Dennis).
If you allow me Maeve I'd like to add to the morality: Don't get married if you are planning on cheating on your spouse.
If you allow me Maeve I'd like to add to the morality: Don't get married if you are planning on cheating on your spouse.
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SavvysavzNot planned, I a
Sometimes cheating is not planned. It 'just happens'.
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I actually agree with you Adomi. I don't believe in any excuses for cheating. If you cheated, you did it willingly. And when you got married, you made a commitment with your husband/wife. If you cannot honor that commitment, then don't get married.
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Maeve27 If you cannot honor that commitment, then don't get married.Simple and easy. Thank you Maeve
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