I need a dude...

"I want a dude with the wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three holla man
I want a dude who will time me to the fan,
a thug that can handle his biz like a man
I want a dude with the wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three holla man
I want a dude who will do me in the van,
a thug that can handle his biz like a man"
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