0In the days of spontaneous and non-scripted TV, the original "Hollywood Squares" program had great responses to questions. Peter Marshall was the host of the program. Now either the following jokes are not very funny or I just don't get it. Could someone explain?02br 02br 02br 02br 00Q. In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say "I Love You"?02br 02br 00A. Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty.02br 02br 02br 00 02br 02br 00Q. Do female frogs croak?02br 02br 00A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough.02br 02br 02br 02br 02br 00 02br 02br 00Q. In bowling, what's a perfect score?02br 02br 00A. Rose Marie: Ralph, the pin boy.02br 02br 00 02br 02br 00Q. When you pat a dog on its head he will wag his tail. What will a goose do?02br 02br 00A. Paul Lynde: Make him bark?02br 02br 0-
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0"Croak' can be slang for 01i00die.02i02br 02br 00"Score" can be slang for 01i00sexual conquest02i00.02br 02br 00"Goose" can be slang for 01i00pinch the ****02i00.02br 02br 00(I'll let someone else handle the Hawaiian.)0-
0Well, it's a pretty offensive joke, but I think the idea is that in Hawaii 05000 you could get a girl to go to bed with you by giving her a pineapple and twenty dollars (instead of saying "I love you").010id54
01cite10Khoff12cite10Well, it's a pretty offensive joke, but I think the idea is that in Hawaii 15010 you could get a girl to go to bed with you by giving her a pineapple and twenty dollars (instead of saying "I love you").12blockquote