Help with title

Hello,

I have been assigned to do a classification essay for my Comp 1 class. Being the type of person I am, I vowed to never turn in a serious report for this class, so I decided to do it on silverware (as per a suggestion on this site). One thing I have discovered about this teacher is she grades heavily on titles. They have to support the theme, be cleaver and creative, and be clear to everyone. I have probably spent more time thinking of a title then acutally writing the paper and still haven't come up with anything good. I would greatly appreciate any suggestions. Oh, and here is my intro below (wouldn't mind if you gave that a look-over either).

Everyday we use it, never marveling its wonderful complexities. We take it for granted like the freedom of speech; we use it and abuse it like a redheaded stepchild, but have we ever considered what it would be like to not have it? What would we do with out it? Silverware—originally only for royalty—is everywhere. Anything from a simple knife, fork, and spoon all the way up to a fancy 15-piece dining set; silverware does its job without complaint.

Thanks,
Izar Apu