Matress Posted 20 years agoJokes, Puzzles & Riddles
Harvard
A freshman at Harvard was looking for a library, so he approached an upperclassman and asked: "Excuse me, but where's the library at?"
The upperclassman looked down his nose at the freshman and replied haughtily:
"At Harvard we never end a sentence with a preposition."
"Sorry", said the freshman: "Where's the library at, asshole?"
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Where there are *** you put a bad word, the original starts with an "a" and is followed for two "ss" and so on.