Anonymous Posted 11 years ago
Grammar
Do these sentences right?
You and she are staring at those guys which are staring away at these cookies. The cookies are awful but still alive, so they put glances upon these pretty hats of yours.
Top answer
No, in so many ways. Unless you're describing an LSD trip or you're a surrealist. Tell us what you're trying to say.
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No, in so many ways.
Unless you're describing an LSD trip or you're a surrealist. Tell us what you're trying to say. I want to hear about the living cookies.
Unless you're describing an LSD trip or you're a surrealist. Tell us what you're trying to say. I want to hear about the living cookies.
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The living cookies. They live in a secret forest. The forest filled with pink trees. Those trees made of unborn kids. The trees' bark is talking to strangers who is walking by. The branches made of hair and the leaves made of choicest biscuit crumbs. Pretty girls appear right in your pockets when you lick the bark.
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What's a "joke presence"?
The point is that it's odd to insist on correct grammar for the reporting of hallucinogenic experiences. If cookies are alive and looking at hats, then it hardly matters if your verbs agree with their subjects. In fact, the disorientation of the experience might be better expressed in notionally impossible grammatical constructs.
The point is that it's odd to insist on correct grammar for the reporting of hallucinogenic experiences. If cookies are alive and looking at hats, then it hardly matters if your verbs agree with their subjects. In fact, the disorientation of the experience might be better expressed in notionally impossible grammatical constructs.
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