Dirty Politics in India.

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Three persons are discussing about their country’s greatness in medicine.

The first person Russian is telling about his nation achieved, recently we replaced the artificial kidneys instead of original and still those are working fine he is living with that.

The second person American is telling about his nation, recently we replaced the artificial heart instead of original and still he is living with that replaced.

The third person Indian is telling about his nation, recently we replaced the coconut (mindless) instead of original head, still he is living and ruling has one of the cabinet ministers in our nation.

Don’t feel bad; just for fun on dirty politics in India.

YoHf · Accepted Answer

RrreddymettuThree persons are discussing about their country’s greatness in medicine.

The first person Russian is telling about his nation achieved, recently we replaced the artificial kidneys instead of original and still those are working fine he is living with that.

The second person American is telling about his nation, recently we replaced the artificial heart instead of original and still he is living with that replaced.

The third person Indian is telling about his nation, recently we replaced the coconut (mindless) instead of original head, still he is living and ruling has one of the cabinet ministers in our nation.

Don’t feel bad; just for fun on dirty politics in India.

... Should I laugh at this or what?

Savvysavz · Answer

I didn't get the essential coconut line<img class='emoticon' style='Width:19px;Height:19px;' data-delaysrc='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/6.gif' src='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/6.gif' alt='Emotion: sad'/>. You mean the brain is replaced by a coconut?!?

YoHf · Answer

I think so, but that's not so funny... <img class='emoticon' style='Width:19px;Height:19px;' data-delaysrc='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/6.gif' src='https://uat-englishforward-forums-backend.s3.us-west-2.amazonaws.com/Emoticons/6.gif' alt='Emotion: sad'/>

Bela_khan123 · Answer

I guess that was so true about the indian politicians

Archana_kummari · Answer

Hi,

This is good and in fact the things are really similar to the present scenario.

Jhumjhum · Answer

Politic is always dirty all over the world .

Here is a same kind of joke, I think it is a bit humourous

Story Of ****..
A man dies and goes to ****. There he finds that there is a different **** for each country. He goes to the German **** and asks, "What do they do here?" He told," First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day."

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA **** as well as the Russian **** and many more.
He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German ****.

Then he comes to the bangladeshi **** and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"
He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the bangladeshi devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other ***** - why are there so many people waiting to get in?"

"Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a Software Engineer, so he comes in, swipes in and then goes to the Cafeteria!!!!! !

Akavall · Answer

LoL, this was my favorite part:

Jhumjhumsomeone has stolen all the nails from the bed

Soka · Answer

0Politics is the art of the possible . -Otto von Bismarck0-

Dirty Politics in India.

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