Matress Posted 20 years ago
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Didn't do it!
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00 One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. 02 br
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00 The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. 02 br
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00 There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around. 02 br
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00 As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. 02 br
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00 The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over. 02 br
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00 He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. 02 br
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00 He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her. 02 br
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00 He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book. 02 br
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00 She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. 02 br
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00 He looked at her bewildered and asked, What happened here today? 02 br
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00 She again smiled and answered, You know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today? 02 br
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00 Yes, was his reply. 02 br
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00 She answered, Well, today I didn't do it!. 02 br
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00 To be a mother is not easy! 0-
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00 One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home. 02 br
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00 The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. 02 br
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00 There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around. 02 br
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00 As he proceeded into the house, he found an even bigger mess. Dishes on the counter, dog food spilled on the floor, a broken glass under the table, and a small pile of sand by the back door. 02 br
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00 The family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing, and a lamp had been knocked over. 02 br
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00 He headed up the stairs, stepping over toys, to look for his wife. 02 br
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00 He was becoming worried that she may be ill, or that something had happened to her. 02 br
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00 He found her in the bedroom, still in bed with her pajamas on, reading a book. 02 br
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00 She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. 02 br
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00 He looked at her bewildered and asked, What happened here today? 02 br
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00 She again smiled and answered, You know everyday when you come home from work and ask me what I did today? 02 br
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00 Yes, was his reply. 02 br
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00 She answered, Well, today I didn't do it!. 02 br
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0 Hey matress, 02 br
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00 well you are true that being a mother is really not an easy task but being a father ??? 02 br
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00 well you are true that being a mother is really not an easy task but being a father ??? 02 br
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01 cite 10 Passionate_freak 12 cite 10 Hey matress, 12 br10 In my language you can mix the words father and mother and the results is a f
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0 "In my language you can mix the words father and mother and the results is a funny word that's means fathers who act like mother and father in the same time. I meant, if your wife have a work you need to help with cleaning - it's very hard the mother's house duties. " 02 br
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Exactly. I have seen this story a couple of times on Facebook and I am so tired of it. (I am a wife and a mother-to-be soon, I hope, myself! But that's off topic.)
I have NEVER heard of a man near my circles who questions his wife's productivity. It may happen, but I haven't heard of it being an argument even when the wife was outside for HOURS on the phone (on a regular basis) during the
I have NEVER heard of a man near my circles who questions his wife's productivity. It may happen, but I haven't heard of it being an argument even when the wife was outside for HOURS on the phone (on a regular basis) during the
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