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Conductor jokes

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00What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? 02br
00The bull has the horns in the front and the *** in the back. 02br
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00A conductor and a violist are standing in the middle of the road. which one do you run over first, and why? 02br
00The conductor. Business before pleasure. 02br
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00Why are conductor's hearts so coveted for transplants? 02br
00They've had so little use. 02br
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00What's the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer? 02br
00The sack. 02br
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00What do you have when a group of conductors are up to their necks in wet concrete? 02br
00Not enough concrete. 02br
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00Did you hear about the planeload of conductors en route to the European Festival? 02br
00The good news: it crashed. 02br
00The bad news: there were three empty seats on board. 02br
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00What's the difference between a symphony conductor and Dr Scholl's footpads? 02br
00Dr Scholl's footpads buck up the feet. 02br
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00What's the difference between a pig and a symphony orchestra conductor? 02br
00There are some things a pig just isn't willing to do. 02br
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00What is the ideal weight for a conductor? 02br
00About 2 1/2 lbs. including the urn. 02br
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00Why is a conductor like a condom? 02br
00It's safer with one, but more fun without. 02br
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00What's the difference between God and a conductor? 02br
00God knows He's not a conductor. 02br
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00What's the definition of an assistant conductor? 02br
00A mouse trying to become a rat. 02br
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00What's the difference between alto clef and Greek? 02br
00Some conductors actually read Greek. 02br
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00What do do with a horn player that can't play? 02br
00Give him two sticks, put him in the back, and call him a percussionist. 02br
00What do you do if he can't do that? 02br
00Take away one of the sticks, put him up front, and call him a conductor. 02br
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00What's the difference between an opera conductor and a baby? 02br
00A baby sucks its fingers. 02br
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0your joke story is so appealing interms of getting laugh, but what is more worst than apparting your lips is the violance act of your story against conductors. truely speaking, conductors are human beign, works as humans do, but literally have an inferior task in the community where do they live in. 02br 00So, dear author of this some how fascinating story, i am saying look there and here!!

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0your joke story is so appealing interms of getting laugh, but what is more worst than apparting your lips is the violance act of your story against conductors. truely speaking, conductors are human beign, works as humans do, but literally have an inferior task in the community where do they live in. 02br
00So, dear author of this some how fascinating story, i am saying look there a
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0 Mylovvy, a joke is a joke. They are to make you laugh and not hurt you. You must take it just like that and you shouldn't be too serious about the characters in it. 0-
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