Can you check a conversation in English, please?

FRIEND: Send me a photo.

ME: I won't. Hey, don't rush me. I hate it when you do like this.

?FRIEND: You can't hate me.

?ME: I'm not saying I hate you. I mean I hate it when you keep asking me to send photos.

FRIEND: But I love photos. Okay. Don't send. You don't have to.

ME: You should have told me so.

FRIEND: You are bad.

?ME: Don't say so.

(New conversation)

ME: What's the long face.

FRIEND: Because I feel bored. Talk to me.

ME: I'm bored all the time. I'd like to escape from this situation. I'd rather die if I have to keep going on.

FRIEND: Um, when would you marry?

ME: Huh, I really have no idea. How can I know it. I don't wanna marry, though.

FRIEND: Why not. Don't you want to have a baby? For me, I do.

ME: It looks so taugh to raise babies. I watch it from my sister.

FRIEND: So? It wouldn't be easy. But I want. Hey. Marry and have a baby. I'd like to see your baby.

(New conversation)

FRIEND: What do girls call their boyfriends? 'Oppa'? I think 'Oppa' is a big brother. But in some Korean dramas.

ME: Only when men are older than girls.

FRIEND: In some Korean dramas, girls call their boyfriends Oppa.

ME: But it's not Oppa if girls are older than men.

FRIEND: Do you mean a boyfriend? or a husband? So what do you call your husband? Can you call him Oppa?

ME: Yes. But only when he is older than me.

FRIEND: Ah, I got it. Thank you. My girlfriend asked. She's watching Kill Me Heal Me. She started it.

ME: She is into Korean dramas.

(New conversation)

FRIEND: This is my girlfriend's brother. So cute.

ME: Is he a student?

FRIEND: Yes. Sixteen.

ME: He is so cute. I'd like to go back to my sixteen.

(New conversation)

FRIEND: I've come back to California.

ME: Good.
[A crying baby photo]
My niece wants more food.

FRIEND: Give her, then.

ME: But she's already eaten up.

FRIEND: She's so cute.

ME: She always do that after finishing her food. Every time!

FRIEND: Perhaps she needs much more.

ME: Perhaps she does. Because she always want to eat more.

(New conversation)

FRIEND: I must learn English.

ME: Suddenly why. What happened.

FRIEND: I sold a TV to a Korean family in a shop today and I felt shame about my English.

ME: I feel shame about English all the time. Did somebody point out your English?

FRIEND: No, no. I couldn't sepak in English.

ME: It also happenes to me. So, you are saying that it was hard to talk to them in English in the shop?

FRIEND: Yes.

ME: That's why I avoid Voicetalk in English. Because I feel the same as you. My English is terrible when I speak. It's worse than writing.

FRIEND: Similar here. We need practice.

ME: That's why I'd like to go to English country. Like the UK.

FRIEND: So please accept Skype or Voicetalk in English.

ME: Yeah, yeah. Practice.

FRIEND: We need it. Please.

ME: I really want to get some more practice.

FRIEND: We can practise later. About 20 minutes everyday.

ME: You should talk to a native speaker. Not to me.

FRIEND: No. It's similar. We can just try to speak in English. I don't have any native speakers to have conversations in English.

ME: Are you good at listening?

FRIEND: Yes. Kind of.

ME: Go to Canada. You also have this plan. / You also have a plan for this. I'm terrible at English listening. So can you understand English films without any subtitles?