Usenet Posted 18 years ago
Screenwriting
Big Scary Hollywood Teeth
It's not just Gary Busey anymore. I saw Faye Dunaway on a Law and Order-type rerun, and her teeth that looked like she had the same dentist who gave Matt Dillon the white-tiles-from-Home-Depot smile he got in "Something @ Mary." What are these people thinking? Toss in a fake tan for the full FX look. And one has to wonder what someone like Sarah Jessica Parker is gonna do when her face falls and her eyes shrink - have tooth-reduction surgery? She's gonna pay the bastardi to grind them down, that's what.
And then there's Little Crooked Hollywood Teeth, and only one (so far) in this category: Kirsten Dunst. C'mon, nobody expects her to have the usual big teeth in her tiny little face, but if *my* fence was crooked, I'd fix the *** pickets. Her teeth look like someone put Mini Chicklets in a high chair tray and asked Baby Teddy to line them up.
And on another tangent, the only grooming guarantee is this: women in porn always have perfect manicures and make-up, always ready for their close-ups.
And then there's Little Crooked Hollywood Teeth, and only one (so far) in this category: Kirsten Dunst. C'mon, nobody expects her to have the usual big teeth in her tiny little face, but if *my* fence was crooked, I'd fix the *** pickets. Her teeth look like someone put Mini Chicklets in a high chair tray and asked Baby Teddy to line them up.
And on another tangent, the only grooming guarantee is this: women in porn always have perfect manicures and make-up, always ready for their close-ups.
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[nq:1]And then there's Little Crooked Hollywood Teeth, and only one (so far) in this category: Kirsten Dunst. C'mon, nobody expects ... [/nq] I like Kirsten Dunst's teeth.
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[nq:1]And then there's Little Crooked Hollywood Teeth, and only one (so far) in this category: Kirsten Dunst. C'mon, nobody expects ... teeth look like someone put Mini Chicklets in a high chair tray and asked Baby Teddy to line them up.[/nq]
I like Kirsten Dunst's teeth.
I like Kirsten Dunst's teeth.
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[nq:2]And then there's Little Crooked Hollywood Teeth, and only one (so far) in this category: Kirsten Dunst. C'mon, nobody expects her to have the usual big teeth in her tiny little face, but if *my* fence was crooked, I'd fix the *** pickets. Her teeth look like someone put Mini Chicklets in a high chair tray and asked Baby Teddy to line them up.[/nq]
[nq:1]I like Kirsten Dunst's te
[nq:1]I like Kirsten Dunst's te
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[nq:1]I like Kirsten Dunst's teeth.[/nq]
I never noticed her teeth..
She lives or lived a few blocks away from me, and a friend of mine - a stunt man - has been invited to parties at her place before. I'm not on that list...
- Bill
I never noticed her teeth..
She lives or lived a few blocks away from me, and a friend of mine - a stunt man - has been invited to parties at her place before. I'm not on that list...
- Bill
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