0One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her 02br 00thimble fell into the river. 02br 00When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are02br 00you crying?"02br 00The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that 02br 00she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.02br 00The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set02br 00with pearls.02br 00"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked The seamstress replied, "No." 02br 00The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed02br 00with sapphires.02br 00"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.02br 00Again, the seamstress replied, "No." 02br 00The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this02br 00your thimble ?" the Lord asked.02br 00The seamstress replied, "Yes."02br 00The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three 02br 00thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.02br 00Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the02br 00riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the 02br 00water.02br 00When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you02br 00crying?"02br 00"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"02br 00The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. 02br 00"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.02br 00"Yes," cried the seamstress.02br 00The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"02br 00The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. 02br 00You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you02br 00would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would02br 00have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given 02br 00me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to02br 00take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George02br 00Clooney.02br 00And so the Lord let her keep him. 02br 02br 00The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and02br 00honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. 050010id1
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0I hope you haven't heard this one:02br 02br 00After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?" 02br 02br 00"You'll know tonight." he said. 02br 02br 00That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. 02br
0Your girlfriend will kiss you. Are you sure,I don't think so:)02br 02br 02br 00maybe you should do buy a pearl necklace to her and tell her we have no money to live from now.0-
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