{"id":184,"date":"2017-01-01T15:14:49","date_gmt":"2017-01-01T14:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress-232648-741634.cloudwaysapps.com\/?p=184"},"modified":"2017-01-01T15:14:49","modified_gmt":"2017-01-01T14:14:49","slug":"funny-signs-and-inscriptions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.englishforward.com\/blog\/funny-signs-and-inscriptions\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Signs And Inscriptions"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">\nJapanese Hotel:&nbsp;<strong>&#8220;You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Moscow Hotel near Orthodox Monastery:&nbsp;<strong>&#8220;You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A sign posted in Germany&#8217;s Black forest:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;It is strictly forbidden on our Black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married <g class=\"gr_ gr_14 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar multiReplace\" id=\"14\" data-gr-id=\"14\">with<\/g> each other for that purpose&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Would you like to ride on your own <g class=\"gr_ gr_13 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar multiReplace\" id=\"13\" data-gr-id=\"13\">a <g class=\"gr_ gr_11 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim ContextualSpelling ins-del\" id=\"11\" data-gr-id=\"11\">s<\/g><\/g><g class=\"gr_ gr_11 gr-alert gr_spell gr_inline_cards gr_disable_anim_appear ContextualSpelling ins-del\" id=\"11\" data-gr-id=\"11\"> s<\/g>?&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A laundry in Rome:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time<\/strong>&#8220;<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Rome Doctor&#8217;s Office:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Specialist in women and other diseases&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>Swiss Restaurant Menu:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Our wines leave you nothing to hope for&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>Bangkok Dry Cleaners:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Drop your trousers here for best results&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>Rhodes Tailor Shop:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we well execute customers in strict rotation.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.englishforums.com\/image:\/sitefs\/perm\/pi\/3\/9\/r\/4\/w\/401.300.0_f2.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bucharest Hotel:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;The lift is being fixed for the next day. 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The cable is tired due to heavy loads. It will be fixed on. Until this date, residents will be unbearable.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a Leipzig elevator:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a Belgrade hotel elevator:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.&#8221;<br \/><\/strong><br \/>In a Paris hotel elevator:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Please leave your values at the front desk&#8221;<br \/><\/strong><br \/>In a hotel in Athens:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily&#8221;<br \/><\/strong><br \/>In a Yugoslavian hotel:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;<\/strong>The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.englishforums.com\/image:\/sitefs\/perm\/pi\/3\/9\/r\/4\/w\/401.300.0_f4.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a Budapest zoo<\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the menu of a Polish hotel:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Salad a firm&#8217;s own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers <g class=\"gr_ gr_20 gr-alert gr_gramm gr_inline_cards gr_run_anim Grammar multiReplace\" id=\"20\" data-gr-id=\"20\">beaten<\/g> up in the country people&#8217;s fashion.&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Ladies may have a fit upstairs&#8221;<\/strong><br \/>Outside a Paris dress shop:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Dresses for street walking&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a Zurich hotel:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Take one of our horse-driven city tours &#8211; we guarantee no miscarriages&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a Swiss mountain inn:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Special today &#8211; no ice cream&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a Bangkok temple:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a Tokyo bar:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On the door of a Moscow hotel room:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a Norwegian cocktail lounge:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In an Acapulco hotel:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;The manager has personally passed all the water served here&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a Tokyo shop:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Our nylons cost more than common, but you&#8217;ll find they are best in the long run&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:\u00a0<strong>&#8220;When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. 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