{"id":176,"date":"2017-01-01T15:51:38","date_gmt":"2017-01-01T14:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wordpress-232648-741634.cloudwaysapps.com\/?p=176"},"modified":"2017-01-01T15:51:38","modified_gmt":"2017-01-01T14:51:38","slug":"pick-up-lines-in-english","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.englishforward.com\/blog\/pick-up-lines-in-english\/","title":{"rendered":"(Worst) Pick-Up Lines In English"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Below are a few examples of the newer, and worst, English pick-up lines.
It’s probably best not to use them…<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n

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  1. Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?<\/li>
  2. I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.<\/li>
  3. You smell like my mother. I like that.<\/li>
  4. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.<\/li>
  5. You know what material this is? (Grab your shirt) Boyfriend material.<\/li>
  6. When I heard you came to town I threw my happy sock away… don’t make me buy another sock.<\/li>
  7. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?<\/li>
  8. My love for you is like diarrhoea, I just can’t hold it in.<\/li>
  9. As of now, my mother doesn’t have a Facebook account so, if we were to take this thing to the next level, you wouldn’t have to worry about rejecting her inappropriate Family Request.<\/li>
  10. Can I have your number so I can phone you and apologise in the morning?<\/li>
  11. I hope I haven\u2019t given you the wrong impression. I\u2019m actually taller and richer than I look.<\/li>
  12. Wouldn’t we look cute on a wedding cake together?<\/li>
  13. Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?<\/li>
  14. Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.<\/li>
  15. Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you wanna go back to my mom’s place and watch ‘Dr. Who’?<\/li>
  16. Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.<\/li>
  17. According to this app, only four people in the past sixteen hours have found me so tedious that they’ve unfollowed me. Just saying.<\/a>If you’re going to say cheesy things, at least find new cheesy things to say.<\/li>
  18. If I bought you dinner, would it be an investment or stupid tax?<\/li>
  19. You ever been with a webmaster before? It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced.<\/li>
  20. Your mouth says, ‘Shields up!’, but your eyes say, ‘A hull breach is imminent.’<\/li>
  21. Do you come here often? I do. I’m the Foursquare mayor, actually, which means I come here more than anyone else. That reminds me, I need to check-in. Can I have your Twitter handle? You’re so attractive, I want to Shout it from multiple applications. Simultaneously.<\/li>
  22. You, me, here… this couldn’t be any better if I programmed the holodeck myself.<\/li>
  23. I’ve been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.<\/li>
  24. You look like my second wife, and I’ve only been married once.<\/li>
  25. I just got dumped, and I think that you could make me feel better.<\/li>
  26. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?<\/li>
  27. Face it, you aren’t going to do better tonight.<\/li>
  28. You won’t regret this; hell I doubt you’ll remember it.<\/li>
  29. Did I tell you I\u2019m filthy rich and my mother\u2019s dead?<\/li>
  30. My name\u2019s Vista\u2026 Can I crash at your place tonight?<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n

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